here's some more randumb shit i did lately...
fecalface art show at minna...
marrgret (sorry i woke you up so late that one time). helped fish do some stuff at whitewalls.
i noticed that the grubstake bathroom icon has a girl missing the toilet with a huge dump and a boy with a 12 inch cock.
ian stopped by. he's mtv's artist of the week and made this funny ass talk show (below) with them.
'i'm trying to help' with aesop rock.
fishes show was fugin awwzzzum but it happened a long ass time ago so i know everyone's mother has already read about it.
i saw the gnarly-est bar fight i've ever... (at the hemlock). pool cues, chairs and bottles were broken over everyone. the bartender broke it up but got hit in the face with a chair during the process. i followed her to see if she was aight and ended up with a hand full o' blood.
afterward, we lurked on a roof in the tender nob.
...we got locked out and spent about an hour fighting for our lives due to lack of alchohol.
flipping the bird.
nobody wins a handsome contest.
camping at lake almanor..
i started making a beer staff for the weekend. if yer not familiar with them, you tape every beer you finish onto the rest.
fire crotches are so july 2005 to july 2007.
let's play 'guess what's wrong with this picture'. ***answer at the bottom.
this fuckin guy over here.
my old friend lefty (sometimes known as slambi) showed up on our first night there.
not lumpy. lake day.
cracker vs. beaner.
two dewds blowing at the same time.
franklin was unaware of the 'it's like riding a bike' saying.
dewds on fire these days.
still working on my beerstaff.
maybe a bit too hard.
mmmm.. shitty beer mixed with menstration in a can. drink up, bitches!
dragonette had his own theory about the flavor.
two chicks licking at the same time.
more work... a whole night.
this was the start of our last night, and as i'm sure you all know, you are legally bound to really go for it on the last night.
me and cruz went strictly by the books.
the culprit was this bottle of beam, which we split minus a few sips.
triple fisting? maybe not since one of the beers is unopened and upside down.
beam can give you down syndrome.
even super down syndrome.
i don't remember much from that night but rumor has it, cruz was tackling me at full speed since i was too drunk to put up much of a defense.
not too drunk though.
looks like i won.
since cruz passed out before the fire was done, i called in a stunt badger to help me piss it out. she was also nice enough to pick me up every 5 feet so i could make it to my tent.
my beer staff for the weekend was 43 beers long but that didn't include some beer i drank when i wasn't at the camp sight, half a bottle o' beam (and some other hard liquor), 5 beers i drank after this pik, and the 3 in the car on the way home.
cruz earned a nice bruised chin over the weekend.
a new fart video! fuck yeah!
i filmed all of my farts during our camping trip. smell the beauty.
p.s.... ***the answer to 'what's wrong with this picture' is that she's wearing a wedding ring.
nice one dewds. my camera broke so i won't have a new blog anytime soon. that's a bummer man.
much later for you.
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